Well you should check out the Aussie Bloggers The Lazy Bloggers Post Generator.

Here’s one I just made, makes perfect sense right….haha

Geez I just got a bajillion whiny emails saying I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail… You would not believe how hard it is being waited on hand and foot and generally lounging around. Seriously!.

I am lost in a sea of pseudo-olde-english with only your readership as life preserver, waiting for the onshore winds, just generally being asleep, dreaming and chancing to society in general, my day is filled with fluorescent light from sun-up to well after sun-down. I am looking at rectifying this. I need some perspective.

I solemnly swear I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. Until I need your shoulder to cry on. What do you mean you don’t believe me?